Look Who’s Working At Dollar General

In case you didn't know, I am a HUGE fan of Dollar General. I shop there at least once a day.Their prices, their selection, and their convenience, all make me a happy customer.

Anyway, yesterday I was walking out of the Dollar General on Hargrove, (my favorite Dollar General by the way), and I was totally SURPRISED when I saw this sign. Now the fact that Dollar General is looking for employees isn't what took me aback, (EVERY company is always looking for quality employees). What stunned me was when I looked at the sign, and noticed the lady in the middle.

Please look at her closely for a moment. Ok, so what I want to know is: How come NOBODY ever bothered to tell me that MONICA LEWINSKY has officially changed her name to "Dana" and is now working at Dollar General?!.....