Lord Help Me For I Am Obsessed With This Boujee Yogurt

Breakfast just got bad and boujee, y'all. Yoplait's new line of French-style yogurt is my jaaaaaaaaaam. 

It really is a ridiculous product. It comes in a little glass jar, which makes me feel like I am fancy as all get out when I eat it. Plus, it says "French" on the label, which is like catnip to my white trash self.

And the taste? SO. DANG. GOOD.

It's thick and creamy, like Greek yogurt--but without the tang. It's just smooth and delicious and I can't stop eating like 3 jars a day. Have you tried it yet?