According to MSN and the University of Arizona Public Health Researcher Kelly Reynolds:  Bacteria and Viruses can pass right THROUGH holes n the absorbent tissue paper!

"Wait!", you say, "but I use toilet paper to cover the entire seat.".   That can be ever worse!!  Toilet paper increases the surface area for germs to....MULTIPLY!!  YIKES!!!

When is the WORST time for germs to be spread, or the best for them...if you're a germ?    When the toilet is flushed.  It's called a.......fecal plume.   OMGosh.  I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I will just hold EVERYTHING until I get home for ever and ever amen.